Scripturi Te Salutant

au: fantasy	fake relationship	soul bonding / soulmates	snowed in	hurt / comfort
indecent proposal	epistolary	au: alternate professions	mind games	road trip
role reversal	virginfic	FREE ★ SPACE (futurefic)	coming out (of the closet)	sex pollen
au: apocalypse	reunion	holidayfic	au: mundane	au: space
slavefic	against all odds	curtainfic	power dynamics	fork in the road

This completes a postage stamp (as above) on my second trope bingo board.

Giving Thanks (T; Phineas/Isabella; Phineas and Ferb)

It’s been a long three months apart at college, but now Phineas and Isabella are back together again for Thanksgiving break. Unfortunately, Isabella has plans that Phineas isn’t expecting...

Coming Home (Rated T; 1407 words; no archive warnings apply)
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Relationship: Wendy/Dipper

After graduating from college, Dipper has to make an important choice: where is his home now? Trope bingo: reunion

The Silent Treatment (Rated T, 825 words)

Summary: Paul is just stopping at the Fletcher household to pick up his date. No problem, right? He just has to make small talk with her father, the famous Ferb Fletcher. What could go wrong? Trope bingo: ‘mind games’

This one was fun to write, if a bit tricky. Writing out a non-verbal communication was definitely interesting.

The slavefic I've been whining about for months is finally being posted. (It's going to take a while, since it's 12 chapters and an epilogue.) I'm officially a pornographer now. (Okay, not until chapter 4 comes out, since that's the first one with actual sex.)

Now complete.

Under Contract (Phineas and Ferb; Ferb/Gretchen and Monty/Vanessa (non-consensual))
Rating: E
Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Summary: Alternate Universe: Slavery. Gretchen finds herself unexpectedly sold as an indentured servant in a world where that’s a euphemism for slavery; can her boyfriend Ferb rescue her and keep her safe? Meanwhile, Vanessa has been framed for a crime she didn’t commit and sentenced to indenture as well. What would Doof offer Perry for his help in freeing her from the clutches of Monty Monogram? Trope bingo: slavefic; Kink bingo: power exchange.

Second square on my Kink Bingo card: wildcard for exposure/exhibitionism.

Story: Six Exposures

Summary: Five times Phineas unintentionally saw more of Isabella than he ever had before, and the first time he saw all of her on purpose. M rated for nudity and non-explicit sexual conduct. Stand-alone Phinbella one-shot. Kink bingo: exposure/exhibitionism.

Yet another story that just popped into my head and shoved the stuff I was working on down the stack.

I can't even blame meinterrupted for this one.  It's all rmc28's fault; I read That's Not My Avenger and my thoughts went to other kiddie books that would make for interesting crossovers.  My kids love the Pigeon books, so it went into the to-do list, but I couldn't find a good way to fit it with P&F.

And then this thought occurred to me biking home yesterday, and it got written up today.

Don't Let The Kaiju Smash The Jaeger.

Yeah, my brain is a strange and scary place sometimes.

Again: blame meinterrupted. And Pacific Rim. Because PACIFIC RIM!

So, meinterrupted commented that she couldn't think of any fandom that couldn't make a good fusion with Pacific Rim. And I tried to think of one, because I'm stubborn that way. And I thought of The Muppet Show. Hah. That'd show her.

And then this happened.

Welcome To The Lab, an excerpt from a Muppet Show/Pacific Rim fusion that I am NOT GOING TO WRITE.

I don't think I've ever been so pleased to prove somebody else's point before.

 New story posted!

Summary: Perry is home alone with Phineas and Isabella, and they're trying to find out where he goes every day. Perhaps he can distract them with a little romance? Teenage Phinbella one-shot. Trope bingo: matchmaker

5+1 infected my brain and crossbred with an idea of some random dude at a party trying to steal Vanessa away from Ferb.  The end result is now available: Are You Sure, Vanessa?

Summary: Five times someone challenged Vanessa’s relationship with Ferb, and one time they didn’t. In the same timeline as Mistletoe Is Serious Business and Like Kissing Her Brother.

This is the fic I was calling "Challenges" until about half an hour ago.

The complete story is now up.

Summary: Eleven-year-old girls get over their crushes all the time; Isabella was no different. Now in high school, a chance comment by Ginger has Phineas wondering if he missed something way back when, and if maybe it’s time to try it after all... A stand-alone story of volleyball, bad dates, and the hazards of making promises to yourself.

Seven chapters in all; I'll be posting one daily through Saturday.

This may be my last post before the next round of Trope Bingo starts.